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This is how people talk to Mr. J
Please don’t kill
Who up xeeting their x
She X on my Xeet till I peet me feet
*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
I’m so glad I’m high right now I have been laughing my face off
customer: … and honestly it’s kind of shitty that you guys close at 4 when it said online that –
my zweihander i keep underneath the counter beckoning to me: MY BROTHER/COME JOIN ME/IN BATTLE WE ARE STRONGER
my hand: [involuntarily twitches toward the hilt of my blade]
my main requirement in a partner is someone who’s willing to “yes, and” me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that’s funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i’m typing this out i’ve realised my ideal relationship might just be “shitty improv comedy duo”
so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today
well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥
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