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crazy-brazilian:

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This is how people talk to Mr. J

posted 1 hour ago with 60,433 notes
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littleguysdaily:

feralho3:

Please don’t kill

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strawbebbynya:

masseffectdoctor:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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Who up xeeting their x

She X on my Xeet till I peet me feet

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

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atomictiki:

aardwolfpack:

The recent Tumblr announcement made me think of this.

Big time

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brightlotusmoon:

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I’m so glad I’m high right now I have been laughing my face off

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imlizy:

customer: … and honestly it’s kind of shitty that you guys close at 4 when it said online that –

my zweihander i keep underneath the counter beckoning to me: MY BROTHER/COME JOIN ME/IN BATTLE WE ARE STRONGER

my hand: [involuntarily twitches toward the hilt of my blade]

posted 20 hours ago with 4,919 notes
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beaft:

my main requirement in a partner is someone who’s willing to “yes, and” me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that’s funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i’m typing this out i’ve realised my ideal relationship might just be “shitty improv comedy duo”

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Anonymous:

so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane


lakevida:

dont talk to me im counting gravel

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reelaroundthedavekan:

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palmer:

segamascot:

palmer:

segamascot:

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

posted 1 day ago with 82,567 notes
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